That's not saying much, if you knew me at all in high school you'll know that I had perfectly clear skin and I think I might have had 2 maybe 3 pimples ever! But now I think my skin is trying to make up for lost time. Post pregnancy hormones...you suck. I don't know what to do with pimples so I just put toothpaste on them at night and hope they get smaller by morning.
I also currently have a lovely array of hickeys all over my body...another teenage phenomenon that I never got to experience. No...they are not from my husband...they were a gift from my baby who likes to use mommy's shoulders and arms as a pacifier. There is nothing more attractive than purpley splotches of burst blood vessels adorning your skin. These would have been cool 15 years ago...now I just look like a battered wife.
|Yes. That's my husband...in a tree.|